Big Ass Heart Lyrics

My girl went to the doctor cuz her heart had palpatations
Said cut the carbs or else she'll end up pushing up
carnations
Stepped on the scale the doctor said Oh Lordy
If you don't drop a few girl you won't make it past age
forty
My girl said hey looky on my x-ray chart
Said the doctor holy hell that's one G-D big ass heart
I'm telling you my friends my girl's got a big ass heart
When she shops for groceries that heart gets it's own damn cart
That big ass heart can pump 2 tons of love through her
chest
And then sit down and win a loving eating pie contest
I love that big ass heart I think it isn't fair
Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my
chairs
So sick with love I think I'm coming down with Ricket's
Wind
And when that heart flies coach it has to pay for two
plane tickets
Oh that big ass heart
Oh that big ass heart

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