Pantyhose Pornshop! Lyrics

reh
hey there
grandpa
grandpa, someone took my
my undies

who took my sirloin steak off my plate
on my dinner table and f*cked it in my ass
must have been someone i hate
must have been medium well-done on my first date
hip
ting
i spit in my spitoon and i stew a load of beans on my spoon
then i serve it to your wife and f*ck the broom hoo-heur
look what im doing in my room
pantyhose pornshop looking at my liver lamb shop
sack of shit damn damn aint no bully mam
hillbilly with a big bale of hay in my asshole today
must have been gay
ohh
got stuck for a second
i reckon
must have been plenty of time for me to get there beckon
beckon i reckon and i shit stained shit
on my pants and i you wanna see me
whatever i said dont matter
just serve up my cock tenderloin on a platter
and if my balls got shit in em splatter me
on the side on the side of your house dont matter me
hip too teng billy billy baa shit my shit like a lincoln log
and if abe lincolns house was built of stone
well ill f*ck your and and ill make a clone
so i can f*ck it again
here willy heel ho
watch this shit like you dont what know
i dont ever look close enough to find
hoo ee hoo
whos seen me shit in my drawers
not you coz no one was there
just serve my corn hole core splattered in my f*cking face
and shave off my pubic f*cking hair
watch me fight a grizzly bear
first thing i do
is rip off his pants and suck out his goo
yeah
in a beehive
wooo a beehive
get behind a wild lion
f*ck his ass
show him how youre the f*cking master
roll around the grass with beddeman shoe
punch him in the face and kick him one or two
times in the jaw
like that bitch never saw beehive pitchfork up your ball
nobody knows how to shave a f*cking beard
abe lincoln is queer
woooo
pull the f*cking fire alarm
seen one dude with two arm

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