What a great day
What a great day
What a great day
What a great day
You won't believe
What I did today
I ate twenty pizzas
And starred in a play
And when that was done
I painted a painting
And when it was gazed upon
People were fainting
While people were fainting
Why they were fainting
Is a mystery to me
But all of this took place
In the middle of the sea...
In the middle of the sea
You see, I was cruising
On my uncle's yacht
"How was the weather?"
"Oh, man! I forgot!"
But one thing I know
That I won't forget
Is that I took great pride
In feeding my pet
My pet was a monkey
And his name was Carl
And he sang like Elvis
And made his lips snarl
(Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh..."Thank you, thank you very much")
And made his lips snarl
("Thank you very much"... ahh, ahh, ahh)
(What a great day...)
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It was an incredible
Sight to be seen
And all of this took place
By eleven fifteen
A lunch cart came by
We had thirty burritos
And then I made friends
With some giant mosquitoes
They were so nice
That they are now my friends
They gave me a gift:
A Mercedes Benz
A Mercedes Benz
(What a great day...)
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Later that day
After hours of singing
Filling my head
Was a loud, clanky ringing
Ringing and dinging
And clanging at me
Tell me, oh, tell me
Oh, what could it be?
When I found out,
I just wanted to scream
My awesome adventure
Was all just been a dream
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, what a shock!
Excuse me while I turn off
My alarm... clock
(*yawn*)
(What a great day...)
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At least I thought it was
At least I thought it was
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At least I thought it was
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At least I thought it was
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At least I thought it was
At least I thought it was
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(What a great day)
At least I thought it was
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At least I thought it was
At least I thought it was
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At least I thought it was
At least I thought it was
("...don't make me count to five, Carl! I'm coming in there!
...three and a half..." [ah, ahh, ahh, ahh!] "Four..." [*laughing*])