The count has an eye on his ankle and lives in a horrible place.
He wants all your money, he's never at all funny, he wants to remove your
face. And you might be thinking what a romp this is, but wait till you
meet his accomplices.
When you see Count Olaf you're suddenly full of disgust and dispair and
dismay. In the whole of the soul of Count Olaf there's no love.
When you see Count Olaf, count to zero, then scream and run away.
Scream, scream, scream and run away.
Run run run run run run run run or die die die die die die die
Run run run run run run run run or die die die die die die die
Two women with powdered white faces and one long-nosed bald man
with warts. Things worsen and worsen, there's a hook handed person and
others with nastier parts. This evil and unpleasant group completes Count
Olaf's acting troupe.
The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of the fortunes of urchins and
orphans hooray. I mean, horrors, Count Olaf is no laughing matter.
When you see Count Olaf, count to zero, then scream and run away.
Scream, scream, scream and run away.
Run run run run run run run run or die die die die die die die
Run run run run run run run run or die die die die die die die