What Would Brian Boitano Do Lyrics

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make up a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two sow cows and a tripple lutz
Wearing a blind fold

And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire-breath
And saved the maidens fair

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do

I’ve got a speech ahead of me
It has stunted my vocabulary

And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
cause maybe I'll be an activist to cause thats what Brian Boitanu'd do! What would Brian Boitano do he'd call all the kids in town
and tell them to unite for truth
that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the Year 3010
He fought the evil Robot King
and saved the Human Race again!

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kubla Kahn
Because Brian Boitano doesn't take shit
From anybody...

So let's get all the kids together
and we're gonna stop our moms
and we'll save France and Phillip too
Cause thats what Brian Boitanu do!
and we'll save France and Phillip too
Cause thats what Brian boitanu do!

Cause thats what Brian boitanu do!

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