Once upon a time, on a cold winters night I was alone with my woman and she looked into my baby blue eyes and said: “Oh Frank, you make me so hot, wont you tell me one of your sexy bedtime stories”… so I did, seven times.

Little girl
Let me tell you a story
Little girl
A bed time story

If you were Red Riding Hood I’d wait in the woods
And I’d get to you before that wolf

If you were Little Bo Peep I’d make like a sheep
With your name tattooed on my hoof

And the man in the moon he’d be lickin’ the spoon girl

I’m your Humpty Dumpty
Just want you to love me
I’m your Humpty Dumpty
And I’m falling

Little girl
Lets do chapter two now
Little girl
It’s all true now

If you were Old Mother Hubbard I’d hide in the cupboard
and I’d go through your underwear

And if you were Goldielocks I’d rock your little socks
just like big Pappa Bear

And the three Little Pigs they’d be dancin’ a jig girl

I’m your Humpty Dumpty
Just want you to love me
I’m your Humpty Dumpty
And I’m falling
I’m your Humpty Dumpty

I just want you to love me
I’m your Humpty Dumpty
And I’m falling for you

For you……..

Do do do ………………….

Gus what big eyes you have
All the better to see you with Frank

Chris what big ears you have
All the better to hear you with Frank

Matty what big hands you have
All the better to slap the bass with Frank

And Hat
Nice hat

Little girl
You better get to bed now
Little girl
Where’re almost at the end now

If you were Cinderella then I would play the fella that stole your yella shoe…..who?

I’m your Humpty Dumpty
Just want you to love me
I’m your Humpty Dumpty
And I’m falling
I’m your Humpty Dumpty
Just want you to love me
I’m your Humpty Dumpty
And I’m falling for you

Do do do…………….

For you….
Falling for you…..
Little girl……..

All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn’t drag me away from you a…………mazing Gus how sweet the songs

Humpty Dumpty Lyrics

GUS & FRANK