Closing Time Lyrics

Toast to the most fun I've had with my pants on in years a million beers, waves of whiskey ending all our fears. You can raise a glass, you can kiss my ass it's closing time I feel fine

Shout all about, keep on screaming til you let the demons out, it's a crazy world, makes you want to go and kiss 5 girls. You can raise a jug give this drunk a hug it's closing time, I feel fine

The cops came in, I tried to warn her, dress over her head, f*cking in the corner. Ass for cash on a Friday night, Officer Leweeny was itching for a fight. He got all red when he took in the sight, that's when Bobby said it's time to kill the lights. Got all dark, shots were fired, Leweeny gets weird when he gets overtired. The lights came on, it was quiet as a church, I think it was Bobby that spoke up first. He said "Officer Leweeny you're more pissed than you oughta!" Officer Leweeny said, "That's my f*cking daughter!" Hey!

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The bartender said, "I'm out of seltzer." Bobby said "No problem, I'll go and get some." He had no cash when he went to the store, he put on a mask took out a 44. The cashier said "I gotta f*cking ask. Is that f*cking Bobby behind the f*cking mask?" Bobby was so high from the booze and the blow, said to the cashier, "How'd you f*cking know?" The cashier said "Bobby you really shouldn't bother. Here's your f*cking seltzer, I'm your f*cking father!" Hey!

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It was the greatest night, it was the best of times, 300 beers, 600 crimes. Bobby woke up from this devilish night, he had a girl to his left he had a girl to his right. Cum on the sheets, cum in their hair, cum on the ceiling, cum everywhere. Bobby couldn't remember who was who, he noticed on his penis though he had a new tattoo. He was quiet as snow as he crept from the bed, one of the girls woke up, said gimme coffee gimme head. Bobby said "I'm tired, I'm going to the bar." The other gal woke up and said "Bobby you better not go far." They got all red as they pulled back the covers. Said " I'm your f*cking sister and this is your f*cking mother!!!"

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Well now grieve when I leave, don't you think I got plans waiting up my sleeve? You best believe, I can drink more than you can conceive. An ocean full of beer, we'll drink our way clear it's closing time, I feel fine
We should steal a car why walk from the bar it's closing time I feel fine
Do not call the cops, but I ain't gonnau stop it's closing time I feel fine
I fell on my face, let's go to your place it's closing time I feel fine
Life should offer more, let's rob a liquor store, it's closing time I feel fine
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