Dad Zone Lyrics

I am your dad
You better like it
'Cause I'm your new dad
You're gonna like it
Your old dad is out
The new dad is in

No appointments
I keep office hours
From five to seven
Tuesdays and Thursdays
Be there on time
I'm your new dad
You better like it
I'm your new dad

Get your shit together
I'm your dad
Now cut your hair
I'm your dad
Now don't care if you're a man or a woman
Don't care if you're a boy or you're girl
Cut your hair
Cut your hair off

I'm your dad
Peel your skin back
It feels bad
I am your father
You need to learn not to bother
Got a recliner
It's pretty good
I got the money to buy it
From your college fund
I am your dad
Cut your dick off
I am your dad
I cut your dick off

I don't want grandkids (don't want grandkids)
I don't like grandkids (I don't like grandkids)

I am your dad I love children
And I teach you to respect me
With your children

I am your dad (I am your dad)
I am your dad (I am your dad)
I am your children (I am your children)
I am your children (I am your children)

Look down at your sperm
It's me instead
I came out of your dick
And now I am your dad
I am your dad
Learn to like it
I am your dad
I'm your children
You're in the dad zone
YOU'RE IN THE DAD ZONE

Yeah, you got some meat?
I'm ready to grill
Ready to grill all of your meat
You got some tuna?
I got the mayo
You got the tuna?
I got the mustard

I'm gonna build a new shrine to my favorite sportsball heroes
The different athletic teams are all my favorite
I'm gonna mow your f*cking yard
Gonna f*ck up all your grass
I'm gonna mow your f*cking yard
I'm gonna eat all your grass

I am your dad
I am your dad
I am your dad

Step into the shrine

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