Heywood Banks You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat Lyrics

(Hey, kids, gather 'round! Heywood's gotta little song
for ya here!)

Oh, I just got a message from 'ol Saint Nick way up in
Christmasland
And he says the toys for good girls and boys are being
made as planned
There's a truck for little Billy and a dolly for Molly,
dear,
But you ain't gettin' diddly squat 'cause you really
messed up this year!
(No, you ain't gettin' diddly squat 'cause you really
messed up this year!)

Oh, the winter fields are white with snow and the
lights are shining bright
And the wee little heads tucked up in bed dream of
sugar plums this night
You may dream of big red apples and candy canes so
near,
But you ain't gettin' diddly squat 'cause you really
messed up this year!
(No, you ain't gettin' diddly squat 'cause you really messed up this year!)

(Fa-la-la-la-you're in trouble! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-
la-la!)

When your mother asked you to wash the dishes,
Why, you said, "No no no!"
And you did not pick up your socks
So it's "que sera", horse-face!
HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh, you know that Santa's watching you and he keeps a
great big list
But, when I tell him the things you've done, he REALLY
will be....mad!
When you sit upon his knee, he'll knock ya on your ear
'Cause you ain't gettin' diddly squat 'cause you really
messed up this year!
No, you ain't gettin' diddly
squaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........T!
'Cause you really messed up
Oh, you really messed up
Oh, you really messed up this year!!

When was You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat released?

You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat is first released on November 04, 2022 as part of Heywood Banks's album "New Holiday Standards" which includes 11 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.

Which genre is You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat?

You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat falls under the genre Comedy.

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