i'm george the fourth - the regent king
which means i was just standing in
acting king because my dad
george the third had gone barking mad
Banana!
great palaces i did design
buckingham was one of mine
art and fashion i so rated
and wives?
that's more complicated...
actresses and duchesses
the great loves of my life
i loved more girls than i ate pies
but i couldnt stand my wife
he couldn't stand his wife
go away!
i only married queen caroline
when my debts began to climb
cos if i agreed to tie the knot
i said i'd pay off the lot
but the wedding caused all sorts of strife
because i already had a wife
a divorced catholic
dad did sigh
but the mad old goat just wouldn't die
Still here
Oops spoke to soon
At last I can go solo
As true king my reign began!
though I was older than your nan
and as the ruler of our nation
I banned my wife from my coronation
and knowing now that I did hate her
she promptly died 3 weeks later
but all those pies I got through
meant ten years later I died too
Hello have we met?
I'm a kangaroo
Actresses duchesses
the great loves of my life
I loved more girls than I ate pies
but I couldn't stand my wife
I had just ten years on the throne
do you remember that?
No all that you remember is that
I was really fat...