Theme Tune Lyrics

Terrible Tudors,
Gorgeous Georgians,
Slimy Stuarts,
Vile Victorians,
Woeful wars,
Ferocious fights,
Dingy castles,
Daring knights.
Horrors that defy description,
Cut-throat Celts,
Awful Egyptians,
Vicious Vikings,
Cruel crimes
Punishments from ancient times.
Romans: rotten, rank and ruthless,
Cavemen: savage, fierce and toothless,
Groovy Greeks,
Brainy Sages,
Mean and measly Middle Ages Gory stories we do that
And your host a talking rat,
The past is no longer a mystery
Welcome to HORRIBLE HISTORIES!

(end verse)
Tall tales, atrocious acts,
we gave you all the fearsome facts,
the ugly truth, no glam or glitz,
we showed you all the juicy bits,
Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel,
stuff they don't teach you at school,
the past is no longer a mystery,
hope you enjoyed HORRIBLE HISTORIES!

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