Boys are cheats and liars.They're such a big disgrace!
They will tell you anything to get to second base-
ball, base ball, he thinks he's gonna score!
If you let him go all the way, then you are a whore-
ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks.
The only thing he wants from you is a place to put his cock-
roaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs.
Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jugg-
lers and acrobats and a dancing bear named Chuck!
All guys really want to do is forget it, there’s no such luck!