[Verse 1]
If you are good and cook me meat
I will let you wash my feet
I will help you cross the street
I will help you floss your teeth
Come to papa, heavenly dumpling
Hey baby, tell me something
We can go for walk in park
Stay up late and talk in dark
There's no better match than us
I can help you catch the bus
[Chorus]
Hello lovely, I have missed you
Been too long since I have kissed you
With a love we are equipped
Help me get my citizenship
Hello lovely, I have missed you
Been too long since I have kissed you
With a love we are equipped
Help me get my citizenship
If you are there you won't regret it
If you don't I won't forget it
I will make you bilingual
I will make you buy my single
You can cook me gruel and soup
I make you dance in a hula hoop
You're a babe
I'm a dude
I put you in a party mood
I put my biological tuba near your scuba gear
[Chorus]
Hello lovely, I have missed you
Been too long since I have kissed you
With a love we are equipped
Help me get my citizenship
Hello lovely, I have missed you
Been too long since I have kissed you
With a love we are equipped
Help me get my citizenship
And uh.. every once in a while you really might have a bit of a food fight, sometimes it just happens
If you say some sort of uh.. joke, it's funny if i put mashed potatoes on you afterwards, right?
It makes joke more funny
It, yes, ah and someday we will get pet together
I was thinking a ferret, it's a good relationship first pet
Cause they're small, they have their own cage
They're clean
Most people I know love to have ferrets on them
They have this special ferret scent that lets people know that you like these... furry otters
Uh... and some kind of ferrets eat dust
And you can just put them on the ground
And they'll eat the dust in the corners of your home
Around things, and they just eat this dust
Uh, in Russia, they call ferrets...
Evil removal
I did not even know hoe was a bad word
I did not even know your dad heard
When I said he had face like goat *laugh*
It was funny then, and it's funny now!
Sorry, I'll repaint your car
Sorry for misplacing your VHS copy of Pretty Woman
Sorry I don't like your poetry, I think it's simple
Sorry for falling asleep and falling in the campfire
Sorry for breaking wind
Sorry for beating up your youth pastor
Sorry for getting a private wood in front of you parents
Sorry for rapping on your parents answering machine
Sorry for showing weakness in front of your father
Sorry for *laughs* Sorry *laugh*
I'm sorry I said I wish you were a smarter woman, I don't
So I *laughs*