[Intro 1]
And it's not smart to be dumb
It's not smart to be dumb
Bumb de dumb dumb dumb
Back where I come from
It's not considered smart to be dumb
[Intro 2]
Immortal Technique -
Okay little empanada, time for bed
"Empanada" - Uncle Felipe
Immortal Technique -
What, what is it now?
"Empanada" - I heard that
You and my dad used to
Be in a gang. Is that true?
IT - Who told you that
Man, your mother. It
Wasn't a gang we were
Just a group of friends
Em - Did you do bad things?
IT - No no no look we just
Used to draw and stuff
And play karate, borrow
Things, throw stuff, y'know
Run around at night. Like Goonies
Em - what's a Goonie?
IT - You never heard of
Goonies before?
[Verse 1 - Immortal Technique]
I coulda chose another life
With the feds try'na get me
Little kids putting work in
Like at Gap and Disney
In the whip high as shit
Like Bobby and Whitney
Grab your hand and push
The mother f*ckin' pedal to sixty
Harlem cops frisk me to
Get me to make their quotas
But I told ya "Siempre hay
Que separar las drogas"
Bar brawl in the club
Popping and rocking georsh
Shot it out leaving bullet
Holes the size of matzu balls
I love big chicks never
f*cked with a slim broad
Played soccer and
Hammered nails into their shin guards
Gambled at cee lo with
Dominicans locked in the tombs
We was there for robbing
Niggas for them Spanish doubloons
Remember Goonie era
Graffiti of all sorts
Now they wanna foreclose
On the hood to build a golf course
I'll put your hand in a
Blender to make an entree
Then cut your dick and
Glue it back on the wrong way
[Hook - Immortal Technique]
All ma revolutionary
Soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics
Bitch numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm
Dead I'm still alive
Because mother f*cker
Goonies never die
Witness protection
Program rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the
Freezer niggas never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone
And you safe niggas lied
Because mother f*cker
Goonies never die
[Verse 2 - Swave Sevah]
I'm a certified goonie the
Type a burgla rob ya crib
And leave it smellin like
Sour and Afghan gooey
Life is a movie but yours
Was filmed on a greener screen
I give you pure uncut raw
No deleted scenes
War with a broadsword
Dumping a tech nine
Slit your throat give you a
Colombian neck tie
The best buy to get we let
Die let fly the next guy to try some shit
Listen a few words just to
Describe my clique
We like a gang of spartans
Walking on the Gaza strip
Never say die it's time to
Fight and we never run
My Goonies rob niggas for
Jewelery we call em treasure hunts
Let him front like he a
Tough guy with wippe?
I'll hit em slug turn him to
One eye willy watery
Grave hide ya chips
I'll hijack ya boat load and
Cruise away on my pirate ship
[Hook - Immortal Technique]
All ma revolutionary
Soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics
Bitch numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm
Dead I'm still alive
Because mother f*cker
Goonies never die
Witness protection
Program rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the
Freezer niggas never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone
And you safe niggas lied
Because mother f*cker
Goonies never die
[Verse 3 - Diabolic]
Before Duncan Penderhuse
Was runnin' with dougie doug
My team got away with
Murder we ain't fit the bloody glove
Those jungle breeze and
We come to feed our hungry cubs
With hoes pulling out our
Pipes like Goonies under country clubs
Let these funny thugs
Know whoever steps in 'Bolics spot
Is getting crushed with
Solid rock the jester copper pot
I suggest the drama stops
I'll flood blocks with mustard gas
You're up shits creek in a
Rubber raft cut in half
Cross my f*cking path I'll
Dare you I'll mangle who lit the fuse
Quick to lose my marbles
Like Mikey replacing his with jewels
Watching y'all enslave the
Game I'm forced to say the truth
Break the chains quick and
Sloth reaching for Baby Ruth
We got AD proof and
Whores in daisy dukes extra low
While fat bitches do the
Truffle shuffle just to get in shows
f*ck what your record
Sold respect the code and recognize
The rebel tribe that my
People kept alive will never die
[Hook - Immortal Technique]
All ma' revolutionary
Soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics
Bitch numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm
Dead I'm still alive
Because mother f*cker
Goonies never die
Witness protection
Program rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the
Freezer niggas never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone
And you safe niggas lied
Because mother f*cker
Goonies never die