Joker's Gallery Ep Intro Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J and (Shaggy 2 Dope)]
*"Ol' Evil Eye" playing in the background*
Hey, man. f*ck that bitch
(Damn, mother f*cker, you just drank all the [?])
I'm sick of that wack bitch
(I didn't get some!)
Why's everybody always trying to kick with that [?] bitch?
Hold up, man. Alright, turn up here
I just gotta figure out [?]
This bitch is straight
*tires screech*
AAH! THERE'S A f*ckIN' CAR COMIN'
*car crashes*

Hey, Mister! Mister!
(What the f*ck? Where am I?)
Why, why, this is the greatest show of them all!
Allow me to welcome you, my diseased friend
To the carnival, the Carnival of the Dead
And here, sir, is your ticket
(What the, what the f*ck? Tickets for what? Where am I?)
Mister, give your ticket to that man
And walk through that door
And say "Good riddance" to your life
And say "Hello" to your new eternal destiny
Welcome, sir, to the Joker's Gallery
Ticket, please
(No! I'm not dead! No! No! I'm not dead!
Stop it! Let me out! Help me! I'm not dead!)
Now, you may enter
*Door slams shut*

[Chorus]
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha
(Ticket, please)
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha
The Joker's Gallery
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The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)
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The Joker's Gallery
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The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)

[Verse 1: Violent J] Wicked, wicked, wicked Wicked Clowns
Welcome, Mister
I'm Violent J, and I'm here
Well, I'm here to kick your ass (Ticket, please)
We the wicked juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes
And chose the express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist to the Gallery (Ticket, please)

[Chorus]
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha
The Joker's Gallery
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha
The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha
The Joker's Gallery
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha
The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hey! What's up, mother f*cka?
Yo, this is Shaggs 2 Dope
Welcomin' you to the Gallery!
The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)
Looks like you already bought your tickets
The cost? Well, the cost was yo ass, bitch boy
*laughs* (Ticket, please)

[Chorus]
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha
The Joker's Gallery
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha
The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please)

[Outro]
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you (Ticket, please)
(Heheheheheheheheheheheheha)
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
(Heheheheheheheheheheheheha)
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you (Ticket, please)
The Joker's Gallery
Heheheheheheheheheheheheha

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