My Axe Lyrics

I Love my faygo, my nyquil pills, shaggy, I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but I love my axe

My axe iz my buddy, I bring him when I walk
me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh
me and my axe cut bigot spinal chords in half
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back
me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack
my axe is my buddy, I never leave without him
me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain

[CHORUS 2X]
everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing swing swing
chop chop chop
swing swing swing
chop chop chop

My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs
me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns
My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry
me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye

[TYLENOL INTERLUDE]

My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump
me and my axe will leave you hoppin' on a stump

[CHORUS 2X]
everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing swing swing
chop chop chop
swing swing swing
chop chop chop

[INTERLUDE]
Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see
Don't you hear the branches cry, asking for the reasons why
Did they hang so many men, from the branches off of them Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way
Look into the moon's beam, can't you fathom what it's seen
Bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a bigot f*ck
Why you think the heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard skys
Ain't no covering the tracks, that's why I'm here and oh yes

My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head
me and my axe will make your white shirt red
My axe is my buddy, you let that dixie wave
me and my axe will f*ck your mother on your grave

[TYLENOL INTERLUDE]

My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees
me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees

[CHORUS]
everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing swing
chop chop chop
swing swing swing
chop chop chop

everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swi-hu-hing
chop chop chop
swi-ing
chop chop chop

everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing-a-ling-ling
chop chop chop
swi-hi-hing
chop chop chop

everybody everybody everybody run
murdering murdering murdering fun
swing-a-ling-a-ling
chop chop chop
swing-a-ling-a-ling
chop chop chop

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