[Intro]
Alright, ugly motherf*ckers in the house be quiet!
Yeah, I knew it, we got a whole lot of ugly faces here tonight
And I love it! Pug Ugly!
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Scrub gang, bitch, I don't escape
I got dick hairs like I'm a yeti
Got swag, got balls, got heart, got 'em all
Got an attitude but got no fetty (None)
Short on the rent, already spent
Wrote a bad check, already sent
Fake my repent, hella long stint
Car full of dents and I can't take a hint (Bitch)
Four kids and five baby mamas
Warrants in both Carolinas
Power went, the house bе a sauna
Honeymoon spent at a McDonald's
Met my wifе as a prostitute
Threatened my life and I gots to shoot
Skip rent twice and I gots to boot it (Bitch)
This gets me right though, I gots the loot (Bitch)
[Chorus]
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
That's right, government aid, food stamp paid
Let me spend the weekend, six month stay
Soon as I get laid, everything swayed
That motherf*cker all your friends say (He [?])
A joke, flat broke
Steady chokin' on my secondhand smoke
A crook, bitch look and you'll see
Everything you're missing I took, uh
Livin' in a storage bin, bin
Sleepin' on the floor again, 'gain
Looking to score again
And with baby mama [for I'm at war?] again, bitch
Pour it in and I'm sippin' it down
Shorty friends, I'm dickin' 'em down
Through with him, I'm clippin' 'em down
Of course I'm trippin', I'm a wicked clown
[Chorus]
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]
My uncle Hank did five, he robbed a bank (Damn)
Showed me how to sell scrap metal, him I think (Yeah)
And how to sell blow when my wallet's blank
And siphoning gas out my neighbor's tank (Come on)
You think that's rank? f*ck what you thank
I'm tryna earn me a little drop of drank
A whiff of oot, a yank of dank
So if your shit don't stank, you get ganked
My baby mama got a crack habit
I ain't mad at it, I still stab it
And when she got enough, I'll take a crack at it
That neden good when I'm high, dagnabbit
Hangin' laundry on a clothesline
Those mine? Whose drawers? Them ain't Joe's kind (Huh?)
It say "Dave" on the stitch, my bitch cheatin'
At least I got these, we even
[Chorus]
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
[Outro]
Oh yeah, we all ugly
It's just a matter of who does a better job of frontin'
Nah, you ugly too, bitch, ugly bitch, you ugly
Now, we might not all be ugly as Pug Ugly
But we all ugly