Screw The Nether Lyrics

It's deep underground
Past the bedrock
But don't dig straight down
You'll regret that

But now you feel brave
Equipped with your spade
To roam in these caves

Not looking for gold;
This stuff's purple
Or so I've been told
By some people

I'll find a few bricks
When the two of these mix
With a couple of clicks

(I'll be swingin' my pick)

This is all the prep that I go through
Even if my tools are just make-do

Moving to the Nether
I'm moving to the Nether
I'm moving to(oooOOooo) the Nether

Ten blocks is the magical total
As that's enough to build up my portal

Moving to the Nether
I'm moving to the Nether
I'm moving to(oooOOooo) the Nether

Welcome to Hell
Weather's great here!
So, put up a chair
Have a cold beer!

You can live by the sea;
So happy you'll be;
With your cobblestone trees

Oh!

The neighbors are ripe,
They're delicious!
We eat bacon all night,
It's nutritious!

Hear all of them squeal
For the damage I deal
There's plenty to steal

(Hack and slash)
(Gold nuggets? I'm rich!)

Who cares if we're giving up sunlight?
Glowstone's all we need
To keep things bright

Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it in the Nether.

Don't expect to see any creepers;
That's one of my favorite features!

Down here in the Nether, We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it in the Nether.

You've gotta know
You have to fight
Learn to play, there's mobs but it's not
night.

A wooden sword won't do it;
They're gonna blast right through it!
If you got a potion, use it!

So watch your back,
I wont warn you twice!
Fight the ghast;

Ooooooooh!
Make 'em cry

They'll shoot the ground around you
Make a hole to fall through
You know you're probably gonn-ooh

Ah
Ah
Eeh
Yah!

(In the lava again!)

Feels like hell, the things I've just been
through
Won't believe a word when I tell you

You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, scre(eeeEEEeee)w the Nether!

Can't believe I lost my new gear too,
Think I'd better come and rejoin you,

You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, screw the Nether,
You know what, scre(eeeEEEeee)w the Nether!

([Lewis])
"That's it!
I'm sick of this place!
It sucks!
It's too hot,
It never rains,
I'm sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty, filthy and on
fire!
I'm absolutely sick of this place! Ah, Uhm,
I-I miss
nature, all the pigs, the cows, and all of
that, the
sheep 'n'stuff. I didn't think I'd miss it,
but I do. Oh
my God! How sad, I wish, I wish I could
just return to
the normal world again..."

("Bye!")
(Laughs)

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