Destroy All Humans Lyrics

[Intro]
Pastor Jabbie, Pastor Jabbie! Please! Please baptize us! Please!
The f*ck? Baptize you? Shit man, get this f*ck nigga out my church! Ay, Sister Mary, can you get this f*ck nigga out my church, please?
As I was saying...

[Verse]
Tell me she a virgin with a handful of dick
In the middle of a party, take a pic, then switch
When I die keep a f*ck nigga off me
And put a velvet rope around my coffin
Where's my coffee?
I'm getting big headed, I'm Al Sharpton
Yeah, I'll have you beheaded, I'm medieval
Yeah, I sent the bitch a picture of my dick (hehe)
And she tell me it was photoshopped (ayy)
Maybe I'm sleepy and need Adderall
Up up and, away, we pulling off (um)
And if anybody's fathered, then I'm not involved
That's why I got Misty all on my pokéballs
Baby I flex a lot like Onix
You do not want me to be honest
You do not want me to be honest
Have you seen me lately?
How the f*ck have I been modest, like?
Yeah I look better than your best friend
Tell a bitch to meet me at the West End
I hate when I'm f*cking on a bitch
And she stop me like "Who the f*ck you texting?"
All of my niggas, they need info, duh
All of my niggas, they need nymphos, duh
Less teeth, more gums, duh
Bitch, what the f*ck?

[Intermission]
Ay, yo, I'm recording close the door-
Wh- WHOA WHOA!!
They'r- They're REAL!
WAIT! WAIT!
NHA! NHA! NHA!!

[Beat Switch]

[Verse 2]
Aye
I don't smoke weed no more Got high and, I didn't feel me no more
So hight that I could've dapped God
Then I look her in eye and, I ask her what she made me for (yuh)
I got a lean plug next door
And the whore in the blue contoure what I f*ck
I done did so much coke when sneeze I snuff
When I breathe, that's dust
I'm a walking corpse (you think you're the only one?)
Yuh, I really need a shrink
I been popping molly like senzu bean
Back when I was f*cking bitches in Evisu jeans
I'm from North Carolina, don't forget that
Got southern bells all on my dick fat
Send her to another nigga with some Tic-Tacs
Now she all up in his face and her breath stink
I can rip apart a nigga whole faceplate (ooh, uh)
Hit him so hard that he thought he got a facetat (uh)
Ayy, when I pull up niggas turn to Wendy Williams (uh)
f*ck you having a heatstroke
Only f*ck niggas use peepholes
I throw a rock through your window
And walk around and knock on the motherf*cking frontdoor

[Outro]
Honey, what's on the television? Hm?

Sad and breaking news today in America. Famous rapper J.K. The Reaper was gunned down in his studio while working on his album. Forensic says that they found semen samples everywhere, and they're finding out who's DNA was left at the scene now. But in the meantime, America, stay safe and be on the lookout for a suspect between 5'1 and 7'4, black male. That's all the info we have for you today, stay safe America, this is Tony Bukkake, signing out!

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