I take three baths a day
Wash out all my mind
Each time I get so gay
It takes me out of my mind
To get a clean mind
To wash out my mind
For a fresh new time
And a real time
So it's three times a day
I go to the cleaners
I seldom do anything
Just 'cause it's my birthday
The time will come
You'll find you some new way to have a clean day
In the merry, merry month of May