She keeps her patience for the bedroom Should satisfy her for a week Her domination is executed cheaply With her studio technique What's new? She carries love in a carrier bag What's new? She don't keep her body clean Oh, Oh, Oh Illegitimate contributions And neurotic fantasies conceived
Love is infectious I don't know about that Love is infectious I don't know about it
She keeps appointments by the hour glass Guerilla warfare in her bed And constant love is oh oh so negative We're simulating sex instead She carries love in a carrier bag She don't keep her body clean Oh, Oh, Oh Illegitimate contributions And neurotic fantasies conceived
Love is infectious I don't know about that Love is infectious I don't know about it
No personality's essential Nobody strictly in command She's not direct, elusive Or inadequate Love's incompatible commands
What's new? She carries love in a carrier bag What's new? She don't keep her body clean Oh, Oh, Oh Illegitimate contributions And neurotic heartaches are conceived
Love is infectious I don't know about that Love is infectious I don't know about it