There we were all three of us sitting side by side Three guys who have loved her, but to someone she lied Now everybody's wondering, just who's the lonely guy? So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry?
Chorus: The real Mr. Heartache is every guy she's known Loved by her, left by her with a heartache all his own Everytime I hear that question the number multiplies Will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry?
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There we were all three of us standing side by side While six little teardrops tickled from our eyes And I even see a stranger that seems to qualify So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry?