Everytime I turn on my tv
They tell me something else is bad for me
Well you cant do this and you cant eat that
They say it caused cancer in a few lab rats
Yea the waters all poison and the air is too
And if that aint enough, there’s a new swine flu
Yea the pan is heatin up so were all gonna fry
Aint nobody getting outta this world alive
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna fret
Have another drink and a cigarette
As long as were here, we might as well have a ball
Cuz sooner or later, something gonna get us all
We had a health nut, used to live down the road
He ran 10 miles every morning come rain or snow
But he couldn’t out run tha twist of fate
When you cross 4 lanes, you gotta look both ways
Cuz a semi truck, can sure ruin your day
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna fret
Have another drink and a cigarette
As long as were here, we might as well have a ball
Cuz sooner or later, something gonna get us all
No, I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna fret
Have 2 more drinks, and a cigarette
As long as were here, we might as well have a ball
Cuz sooner or later, something gonna get us all