[Verse 1]
It must seem romantic, but we're not a pair
We can't help the fact we were born with such fabulous hair
I don't mean to be mellow dramatic, but when will I
I get my straight rights? Straight rights, yeah
[Interlude: Chester See & Julian Smith]
Imagine a world where straights are a normal part of society
Tell me in song
[Verse 2: Chester See]
We'll get manis and pedis, we'll eat cupcakes and tea
Nobody will tell us we look cute when we wear matching tees
Nothing can hold me back if I'm fighting the good pillow fight
I'll get my straight rights, straight rights, yeah (Woo)
I'll get my straight rights, straight rights, yeah
[Chorus: Chester See, Julian Smith & Both]
You might like straight people once you get to know them
(You might like straight people once you get to know them)
They're human just like gay people, too
(They're human just like gay people, too)
We want in on the action
We just don't want any action
We want to have our straight rights, too
[Bridge: Julian Smith]
To be out in the open, to be honest and free
To be a man who likes women, I'm the last of my breed
But like a salmon, I'll keep swimming upstream 'til I feel the light
[Outro: Chester See & Julian Smith, Julian Smith]
I want my straight rights (I want my straight rights)
I want my straight rights (I want my straight rights)
I want my straight rights (I want my straight rights)
I want my straight rights (I want my straight rights)
And I'll get my straight rights, straight rights, yeah