So Fast So Maybe Lyrics

if you like S&M go choke a bitch
if you wanna just blaze go smoke a spliff
if you've got an envelope go open it
if you need to urinate stop holding it
if you're mad fed up find a bone to pick
and if you wanna get laid then don't commit
relax, bubble bath go soak in it
dead broke but you got a couple poker chips
feeling hopeless cause it's all downhill
from the moment that you're born til the moment that
you're killed
well at least when you're dead you can get a little god
damn rest
see i've been out of whack since '92
when my folks split up and i came unglued
and i haven't really slept that well since then
staring at alarm clocks on my nightstands
but now i'm married to the kick drum
sampling loops like they're dim sum
tell myself i think i can little engine
but sometimes seems like it's all been done
i wanna end on a good note, but damn i misspoke
so i retract everything i said
oughta rise and shine think i'll stay in bed
little did i know shit would get so crazy
so fast, so maybe
i'll get baked on the daily
put my feet up, let my mind go hazy
little did i know shit would get this gnarly
this quickly, i hardly had time to think
no time to think
if you want nice eyes wear maybelline
if you need a new friend pick rachel green
if you wanna act wild go make a scene
getting paid over here baby ching a ling
if you're scared to propose then save the ring
and if he can't hit it right, fake a scream life sucker punch might break your spleen
so you better get used to the pace of things
cause basically it's like stress non-stop
from the moment that you're born til the moment that
you drop
well at least when you're dead you can get a little
peace in the head
see i've been feeling blue since '99
when i realized i'm a slave to time
and the minutes that we've got all limited in stock
while i'm looking at my watch just wasting mine
aww caught a glimpse of the action
since that day i felt the passion
don't just talk, go make it happen
three points in the clutch john paxson
but i'm maxing everything out
damn, and the same doubts keep weighing on my brain
oughta rise and shine think i'll just complain
little did i know shit would get so crazy
so fast, so maybe
i'll get baked on the daily
put my feet up, let my mind go hazy
little did i know shit would get this gnarly
this quickly, i hardly had time to think
no time to think
if you like what you have and you've got what you need
if your apartment is the place to be
if you eat sweet crepes or savory
wanna get in touch so you're paging me
if you stalk down your rival and break her knee
if you're wandering the earth aimlessly
trying to learn it all, A to Z
but you can't get it up when you lay the d
well i suggest you switch your mind state
when people ask you how it's going, just say i'm great

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