The owl and the p*ssy cat went to sea in a beautiful
Pea green boat they took some honey and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang from a small guitar,
Oh lovely p*ssy oh p*ssy my love,
What a beautiful p*ssy you are you are what a beautiful
p*ssy you are. so they sailed away for a year and a
Day to the land where the palm trees grow,
And there in a wood a piggy wig stood with a ring on
The end of his nose his nose a ring on the end of his
Nose. dear pig are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring? said the piggy I will.
So they took it away and were married nest day by the
Turkey who lived on the hill.
The dined on mince and slices of quince which they
Ate with an runcible spoon and hand in hand by the
Edge of the sand they dance in the light of the moon
The moon they danced in the light of the moon.