[Intro]
Always keep some jawbreakers in your garage
Just for the little ones
And always keep your bike in your garage
Just for the little ones
[Verse 1]
In case Jimmy comes over
Make sure you have your stack of retainers
And when Sarah comes over
Make sure you have your ant poison ready
'Cause that bitch needs to die
[Verse 2]
And if the dorks come over (Ooh)
Hit 'em in the face with your fist
And if that does not deter them
Then tell em' you're about to be pissed
[Chorus]
Good family values
We're punchin' dorks in the face
Good family values
Knockin' Nazz up in her place
Good family values
Good family values
Good family values
Good family values
[Outro]
Okay, now that you've heard this song, and you've played it out loud, you can listen to the rest of our f*cked up album, that was just for your parents