That Fuckin' Cat's Back Lyrics

I was pissed and disorderly again last Friday night
I got thrown out of the pub just after nine
It's not the first time that 'hat's happened but if I
remember right
I think they caught me pissing in the fire

Waltzin' trippin' to the car park, took a short cut
down the lane,
When a f*ckin' cat jumped out a rubbish bin.
So I picked the cunt up by the tail and looked him up
and down
Fancy throwing away a perfectly good cat like him

But that f*ckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
to kingdom come
Now where the f*ck did he come from, that f*ckin' cat's
back

That f*cking cat's back
That f*cking cat's back

I took all the back streets going home that night
Cause I didn't wanna end up in the can
And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at
the lights
When some big prick went and trod all on me hand

But I finally got to my place and tripped arse up on
the lawn
And then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a crusty pie with sauce
But I'm f*cked if I remember eating that And that f*ckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
to kingdom come
Now where the f*ck did he come from, that f*ckin' cat's
back

That f*cking cat's back
That f*cking cat's back

I slipped in besides my missus, the wrong way up in bed
With my feet where my head was supposed to be
I thought her bedsocks were her nightcap and her
kneecaps were her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning, the wrong
way up in bed
And christ I had the horrors when I woke.
I thought my missus snatch was that f*ckin' cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat

But that f*ckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
to kingdom come
Now where the f*ck did he come from, that f*ckin' cat's
back

That f*cking cat's back
That f*cking cat's back

f*ckin' little prick, where the f*ck did he come from,
get him out of here, f*ckin' things haunting me, get
rid of the prick!
That f*cking Cat's Back

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