For A Million Pounds Lyrics

[K - Kunt
LK - Little Kunt]

K: Would you buy shares in Northern Rock?
LK: No i wouldn't, definitely not
Would you kiss Verne Troyer on his midget's cock?
K: No I wouldn't, definitely not
Would you call the Krays a pair of cunts?
LK: No I wouldn't, definitely not
Would you suck the goodness out a tramp's y-fronts?
K: No I wouldn't, definitely not

LK: But what if i came up to you and offered you a millions pounds to do
Something you wouldn't usually do?
K: What, like tread barefoot in dog's poo?
LK: Yeah, I suppose

K: Alright i would, i f*cking would
If you gave me a million pounds
I'd go on my knees and eat cock cheese
If you gave me a million pounds
Because i'd have a million pounds

K: Could you listen to Westlife for more than an hour?
LK: Yes i could, for a million pounds
Would you let Pat Wicks give you a golden shower?
K: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you fill your pants up with broken glass?
LK: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you suck a fart out of John Prescott's arse?
K: Yes i would, for a million pounds
K: I'd cut my cock off with a rusty saw
LK: Have a pool party with Barrymore
K: Eat raw offal from Beadle's claw
LK: Do Anne Widdecombe bareback and not withdraw

K: For a million smackers I'd slice off my knackers
And sew em back on the other way round
LK: He wouldn't care if he was spunking out backwards
Cos he'd have a million pounds
K: Yes i'd have a million pounds

K: Would you drink a glass of Freddie Mercury's jizz? LK: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you show Ainsley with your finger where his walnut is?
K: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you eat a little pebble of human shit?
LK: Yes i would, for a million pounds
Would you kiss a bag lady on the clit?
K: Yes i would, for a million pounds

LK: I'd cover up for Gary Glitter
K: Eat a whole tray of cat litter
LK: Poke some barbed wire up my shitter
K: Trust Jimmy Saville as me babysitter

K: I would, I f*cking would
If you gave me a million pounds
Harold Shipman can have my nan
If he gave me a million pounds
Because i'd have a million pounds
LK: I'd wed Vanessa Feltz and have her as my spouse
K: I'd let my kids sleepover at Michael Jackson's house
LK: I'd shit up in the air, like a Japanese lady
K: I'd take an unprotected bumming off of Paul o'Grady

LK: I'd drink a glass of period and smell Shane Mcgowan's breath
K: I'd leggit into an old people's home dressed up as death
LK: I'd spend a day picking bits out of Jo Brand's twat
K: I'd be a spunk bucket hostage round Boy George's flat

LK: I'd shoot Barack Obama, share a flat with Jeffrey Dahmer
K: I'd shag Shannon Matthew's mum in her gob then up the bum
LK: I'd change my name to Fred West and start a club up for incest
K: I'd lick around the holes of Camilla Parker-Bowles

K: I would, I f*cking would, if you gave me a million pounds
Cos I'd have a million pounds
Yes, I'd have a million pounds

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