Woman Scorned Lyrics

Candy caught Bo in bed with a red head
She threw a fit and a fern and the F word at the both
of them
She peppered him with bb's 'cause she couldn't find the
12 gauge
Said Cindy Lou I know your husband, and theres gonna be
hell to pay

There ain't nothing, like, a woman scorned
There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl
trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew they were in for a war
They saw a screaming half naked waffle house waitress
flying off the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned

Candy came back, Bo was zipping up his Levi's
She chased him 'round the kitchen, he was tryin' to
apologize
He dialed a '9' and a '1' before she landed that left
hook She knocked him out cold, Candy's stronger than she
looks

There ain't nothing, like, a woman scorned
There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl
trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew who was winning that war
They saw a half-naked, pleading husband who'd been
cheating spread-eagle on the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned

Ain't nothing, like, a woman scorned
Ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl
trading her halo for horns

And Oh,She swears all is fair in love and war
She said if you wanna be a dog, I'll treat you like a
dog
You're sleeping on the porch
No one slams a door like a woman scorned

Like a woman scorned

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