Oh crap Larry's on the loose again
Oh no he's looking for a good time
Watch out he's coming over to my place
Your janitor shoes, your janitor hat
Your janitor ways, I don't like that
You always come, you always stay
You say those stupid things you say
Oh Larry, Oh Larry why are you so scary?
Your big and mean and awfully hairy
I don't know how you ever stand
You always got a beer in your hand
All you ever talk about is that naughty nurse you me down town
Your janitor shoes, your janitor hat
Your janitor ways, I don't like that
You always come, you always stay
You say those stupid things you say
Larry, Larry go home
Don't call me on the telephone
I don't wanna know about the girl you met down town
Your Always coming over and smashing all my things
Always drinking all my beer and causing all sorts of stains!
Your janitor shoes, your janitor hat
Your janitor ways, I don't like that
You always come, you always stay
You say those stupid things you say