Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I'm the master of disguise I can vanish from your eyes I can be in different places With my many funny faces in disguise
Ha, heh, heh, ha, ha, ha, ha Sometimes it's so nifty When I'm really, really shifty in disguise
It's disguise time!
It's so easy to deceive you With me sneaky little tricks And to make you believe Each character that I pick, hey!
When you look for me I'm gone in front of your eyes People call me the master of disguise
I'm as sneaky as can be No one's sneakier than me I can get so sly and loathing When I dress in other clothing in disguise
You walk right by me Not knowing that I'm slimy
A scary dinosaur With a loud ferocious roar
I'm so glad Or I'm so tricky Even so Saint Nicky
When you look for me I'm gone in front of your eyes People call me the master of disguise Ha, ha, ha! I'm the master of disguise!