Our beautiful machine cuts corners, breaks the mold. It
knows no borders, knows its place. It follows orders to
the bottom line. Ecological, no CFC's, no waste - there's
no pollution. You could eat it from the floor. It gives
solutions, never lies. It fills the room with
pornographic, ultraviolet, looming aphrodisiac. We live
for pleasure - on our backs, go back into the room... Our
beautiful machine beats nature, cleans her up, knows how
to tame her. Finally we have a saviour, proudly smelling
good. Evening's just a step away... Evening's just a snip
away...