Before stairs were invented, before ladders were
invented, before express elevators were invented and
before two-story buildings were invented, people stuck
to the ground and the world we lived in was more or
less flat, more or less two-dimensional. But somewhere
along the line, someone with too much money and time,
well, they just said, "Hey, I'm gonna build another
house on top of my house." And humanity said, "That's
an interesting concept. I think we should go with it."
And I said...
See you in the next dimension
It's beyond our comprehension
Life is lovely, not to mention
Extra lively
Pyramid says "In God We Trust"
Maybe that's a lie
So he can get away from us
Humanity just gave me a funny look. Humanity tried to
turn away from me, but apparently I'm a part of it. So
here I am, all grown up and perfectly used to the
thought of tall, tall buildings, which stack people
vertically. I've even been in airplanes which allow you
to enjoy the one thousandeth floor without needing any
lesser floors to hold it up. Pretty soon we'll live in
outer space and there won't even be an up or down
anymore. I think once we're there, we'll invent
something even better than up or down. Referring to
what I said before...
See you in the next dimension
It's beyond our comprehension
Life is lovely, not to mention
Extra lively
Pyramid says "In God We Trust"
Maybe that's a lie
So he can get away from us
Bearing in mind that the numbers we find
To label dimensions, are vertically lined
And if we find time to leave numbers behind
We'll get close encounters of the god-knows-what kind
See you in the next dimension
It's beyond our comprehension
Life is lovely, not to mention
Extra lively
Pyramid says "In God We Trust"
Maybe that's a lie
So he can get away from us
P.S. Never mind everything I just said