I want to be seduced, I want a woman to take me out to dinner for two I'd like to see her eyes gettin' moody, Flirtin' with the thought of what flirtin' ought to do I'd like to be real cool, let her think about gettin' little me in bed Has a chat about Magna Charta, or Puerto Vallarta, or somethin' Gandhi said
I might demur politely, falter slightly, if she tried to fondle my knee, But I'm relatively certain I'd compromise if I know me
I want to be seduced, I want a wom-an to talk to me suggestively I want to hear her say she'll be with me tomorrow morning, Drinking hot jasmine tea
I want her to make me laugh, make a point of touching me when she talks Leaving all the jealous men in the joint to mumble in their beer and gawk
I know it only happens, when I'm napping, nodding in a reverie That I find myself a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me
I know it only happens, when I'm napping, nodding in a reverie That I find myself a woman who wouldn't mind seducing Starting from the moment that we'd been introduced I'd like to find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me