Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites Lyrics

[Intro: Devon Werkheiser]
Ned Bigby, that's me!

[Verse 1: LILNEDBIGBY]
You got some toes but they look like chicken nuggets
I will get some sauce and put them in my tummy
Do an ASMR video and then I
Cr- cry because I gained like 94 pounds
Doin' my dance when I walk around town
Stepped in some mud and I think it was brown
You bought a dress instead you wear a gown
You went to Prom but you still wear a frown
I cannot read what you write like Hebrew
Get the receipts and I'm pouring the tea brew
It tastes like cyanide, I think I'm gonna die
Can you sing that Ransom song?
Then look at my rancid thong
Then eat at my little dong
You look like a dying dog
I don't give a freak 'cause I don't give a freak (Yeah, yeah yeah)
You look like a clown with them big big feet (Yeah, yeah yeah)
Slob on my mom and I'll break all your teeth (Yeah, yeah yeah)
You got muscles but you're weak (Ayy, yeah)
I feel like Peaches 'cause I got STDs (Yeah, yeah yeah)
They make my coochie burn and it's really itchy (Yeah, yeah yeah)
Running from the police 'cause I tote a peen (Yeah, yeah yeah)
You got muscles but you're weak
I'll deflate them with my teeth

[Verse 2: DJ Appleman]
(Yeah)
I- I- I don't give a freak 'cause I don't give a freak (I don't give a freak!)
I been dropping hard since the day that I was dreams (Okay!)
I don't give a freak, yeah, I don't give a freak I don't give a freak, yeah
Bitch, I can do a flip
You ain't know my shit, you can do this
'Imma do everything that you want
I might hit the bong, I might hit the blunt
I might hit the dubstep, 'Imma go hard
You are at the door because I don't know who you are (Dumbass!)
Dangerous, dad issues (A kah)
I got all this money and I put it in my shoes (Boh! Boh! Boh!)
Bitch I count all of my money and then I go faster than you (Faster than you)
'Imma do everything that you wanted to 'cause you would lose
You are a fool, I get the money and juice
(Non-lyrical vocals)
Yes, oh my god!

[Verse 3: LILNEDBIGBY]
'Imma go rap like chance (Igh!)
'Imma go ride a bike
'Imma go love my wife
'Imma go read and write
'Imma go steal a song
'Imma go do a wrong
'Imma go do a Roblox parody and then get like 1 play
'Imma go rap like chance (Igh!)
'Imma go ride a bike
'Imma go love my wife
'Imma go read and write
'Imma go steal a song
'Imma go do a wrong
'Imma go do a Roblox parody and then get like 1 play

[Outro: LILNEDBIGBY]
I don't give a freak 'cause I don't give a freak (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I be counting money, you be counting sheep (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I don't give a freak 'cause I don't give a freak (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I don't give a freak, yeah (Ayy!)
Ned Bigby, that's me!
Ned Bigby, that's me!

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