[Andy Samberg]
It seems like these days the whole world's on fire...
Things keep blowin' the hell up...
And all those rubberneckers are lookin' through stands, slack-jawed, just watchin'.
But real men have the nuts to walk away...
Yeah.
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
They blow things up, and they walk away.
Whose got time to watch an explosion?
There's cool guy errands that they have to walk to.
Keep walkin'.
Keep shinin'.
Don't look back.
Keep on walkin'.
Keep struttin'
Slow motion.
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look.
Ladies and gentlemen, please help me in welcoming Mr. Neil Diamond.
[Will Ferrel/Neil Diamond]
Ha. ha, ha.
Where are we?
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
They stride forward in their diamond covered boots.
And wear jumpsuits of glitter and rhinestones.
And walk away in slow motion.
Keep walkin'.
You're cruisin'.
Jerry, Jerry.
Sweet Caroline.
Denzel walks.
Will SMith walks.
Mark Wahlberg is wearing a hat.
[Andy Samberg]
Keyboard solo, JJ Abrams!
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
The flame is hot, but their is chilled.
Walk fast from the boring explosion.
And don't think about the people you've killed.
Ah...
Ah...