Jack Sparrow Lyrics

Featuring: Michael Bolton

Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here

Oh Great, send him in.

Michael Bolton: Hey guys.

Hey, hi, thanks for coming

Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up
watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon.
Have you
seen those things?

Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.

Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and
I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I
think
you're really gonna dig.

Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay
it down?

Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get to it.

Whisper: Here we go.

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
YEAAAHH!
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens
snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
ROLLIN' UP
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
YEAH
Black card at the bar like I gives a f*ck.
COME ON
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set,
f*ck the fellas looking jealous play the back and
get wet
YEAH YEAH
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you
either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE
SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
What?
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN
LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
BREEZE.

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the
club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
KIERA KNIGHTLY
Motherf*cking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner JACK SPARROW
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya take you home and f*ck you
twice guy"
YEAH YEAH!
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the�
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR
ADVENTURE
Nooo
OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF
(yeah�uh huh)
THE JESTER OF TORTUGA
(oh God)
BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
Yeah, we've seen the movie

Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah,
come on
CAPTAIN JACK
What?
JOHNNY DEPP
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks
come on
DAVY JONES
Nope
GIANT SQUID
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to
focus up

ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM

Wait--

LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS
FORREST GUMP
(Not better)
THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I
GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
(Come on!)
OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY
NAME
(Nooo, God)
THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS
OF COCAINE
(close enough)
YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M
RELOADED

THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
(Take it home!)
GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A p*ssy, JUST WAITING TO GET
f*ckED!

Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major
cinephile
YOU COMPLETE ME!
Yup, yeah, ok�.

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