I wondered when you'd show, and stick your oar in
You're still the you I used to know, just a bit more
boring
I met a friend we shared, for half a summer
She said she hadn't cared, when you changed your number
but
She wasn't very happy when I said it was over now
She wasn't very happy when I said you were older
And that all your bright ideas
Had led to nothing through the years
So I told her you'd retired, to watch the telly
And how there wasn't any fire, left in your belly but
She wasn't very happy when I said it was over now
She wasn't very happy when I said you were older and
I had to save me from yourself...