[Verse 1]
It was friday night
And I was feelin' AIIIGHT,(Yep)
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin' Henny wit tha Sprite,
While I'm drinkin' and drivin',
No police lights,
No police sirens,
I'm headed to da club, lookin' for a freak,
who'll spread a little love and spread a couple cheeks
Pull up to da spot 26's like BAAAM,
Eyes on me like BITCH, DO YOU SEE EM'?
Stroke to da frontdo' headed to da VIP,
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips,
Scopin out da room and what do I SEE?,
A nice round butt and a pair of double D's,
So, I cribed up like SHAWTY WHAT'S HAPPNIN'?,
You killin' that dress and I love it wit a passion,
Then she turned around and her face was AIIIGHT,
She had a gap tooth and a mean overbite,
But I was like HMMMMM....
[Refrain]
[T-Pain]
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f*ckin' YOUUUUUU,
Is that what you wanna DOOOO shawty?,
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f*ckin' YOUUUUUU,
You TOOOOOO
[Verse 2]
Woke up the next mornin'and all I can remember,
Was takin' shots and tippin' a bartender,
Surrender to da woman,
That was bringin' me home,
Cause' she started lookin' better,
Every shot of patron YEP!!
I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause' tonight DAMN RIGHT!I MIGHT DO IT AGAIN!!
So i called up da homies (Whaddup??)
Let's ride, we can hit the sportsbar,
Over on the Southside,
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of Limes,
Went up to da bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I,
Slowly walked up an said HII,
My name is Ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy,
One said I know who you are,
I'm your #1 fan,
And right now was too bad,
I got a man,
And I said I understand,
But where the hell is he at??
Cause' in a minute, if he dont show ?? up,??? MAAAAAAAN....
[Refrain]
[T-Pain]
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f*ckin' YOUUUUUU,
Is that what you wanna DOOOO shawty?,
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f*ckin' YOUUUUUU,
You TOOOOOO
[Luda]
Ay Pain holla at em right quick man!
[T-Pain]
You gon get in trouble with your man giiirl,
(don't get in trouble girl)
Talkin bout how you're my biggest fan giiirl,
(i know what i'm doin')
Now I don't wanna do,
(pleasee)
What if you gon make me do?
(don't make me do it, don't make me dooo it!!)
If I had one more drink
[Verse 3]
One more drink I'mma get cha,
Home, then I'll split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a bunch drunk pictures,
Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of buddha,
Equals you, mixed with a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up da FLOOW,
Hikin' up these skirts,
Climbin' up your shirt,
It's Mr. Latenight Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what BABYGIIIIIIRL....
[Refrain]
[T-Pain]
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f*ckin' YOUUUUUU,
(just one book)
Is that what you wanna DOOOO shawty?,
(that's all it gon take)
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f*ckin' YOUUUUUU,
(WHO ELSE T-PAIN?)
You TOOOOOO
[Luda talks]
You hear what i'm sayin'??
People to picky these days...DAMN IT!!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda Service Announcement
Deuces...
HAHAHA....