Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way.I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day.To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man.Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can.I used to have a girlfriend but I guess she just couldn't compete with all of these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet.Well I prob'ly could find me another, but I guess they're all in awe of me.Who cares, I never get lonesome cause I treasure my own company.Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way,I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man.Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can.I guess you could say I'm a loner,a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.I could have lots of friends if I want to, but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.Some folks say that I'm egotistical.Hell, I don't even know what that means.I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans.Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way,I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me. I must be a hell of a man.Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doing the best that I can.We're doing the best that we can