Good evening, I've arrived to clean your pill drawer
out
And talk to birds like Kilgore Trout
I shout out loud
I think that most these rappers out are probably into
guys actually
Cause they want five mics, I'd rather have five
Mallorys
When I write unraveled violent shades of quite
contagious psycho babble
Hit me with a big steel shovel
Dig me in the white stone gravel
At the live show frazzled
Provoke the randomest mischief the counter rhythms are
rowdy
But f*ck these rappers, they're bitches
Cops come with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo'
I'm too illegal with the ink pen
Push or click over like somebody's tryin to beep in
Everyday is Saturday so baby hit the snooze button,
let's sleep in
I say I'm selfish but they never listen
So I took 'em Christmas shoppin and I bought myself a
television
Better find the troll up hold up got a clever line to
pull up
Johnny rottin popped an oxycontin, nevermind the good
luck, so
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
I received an e-mail from the president of a Nigerian
bank
It said he had a hundred thousand dollars for me
(thanks)
I can now invent my engine for the hard shell truth
served
In the barbell-brute version of Marcel Proust words in
a capsule
Attackin the vocabulary kingdom, see not everybody's
cool
I got the swagger of a penguin
What you're seein is a dirty splash of Kansas City
Eurotrash
Your surly ass uncle, countin dirty cash
Cops pull me over with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-
oo'
I'm driving drunk like it's the weekend
Boy I gives a f*ck, me and the homie Al swear in
chinchill, brandy I'll swill, takin synthetic heroin
pills
I lo-lo-love the taste of hops and malted barley and
beer
It makes me wanna bite who's on stage like Carlos
Mencia
But I don't steal, I've had a charming career
So bring your armor and gear
Because the dope style harbingers here
Oh!
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show
These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though
I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
Buy me a drink I've got some craziness to kill
People spreadin rumors, they ain't sayin shit for real
Kansas City muthaf*cker, full of dangerous skill
I'm perfectly content with being crazy
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