Give us two pints in dirty glasses, (give us some
change for the fag machine)
Get a move on and shift your asses, (get us all served
or you lose your spleen)
Hurry up, twat, and pull us beers, (get us a drink
'fore we dehydrate)
Look, you blind bastard, we're over here, (think she's
f*cked off to masturbate)
Give me alcohol, Give me alcohol,
Don't want a pie or a cornish pasty,
Give us a pint or I'll turn nasty,
Give me alcohol
Pull us a pint, love its gone 10-30, (give us a drink
'fore we die of thirst)
Tart in leather looks dead dirty, (cunt off, bastard, I
was first)
Been queuing up since half past seven, (we was underage
when we come in here)
Get tapped up with bird in leather? (She f*cked me off,
so she must be queer)
Just want a bitter down me neck, serve us next, or I'll
get vexed,
Give me alcohol
Don't give a turd, just give us a bevvy, (Boddies run
out and the Marston's off)
Don't want a cocktail with a cherry, (give us the slops
from the bitter trough)
We want fags by the packet, ale by the flaggon,
We're going to go home to do some shagging,
Give me alcohol