Back in the mists of time, when fags cost 1/-9d
When everything was black and white,
And pavements stank of white dogshite,
A woman lived down Letsby Avenue
You couldn’t grow up without her having you
She’d turn a boy into a man,
And her name was Baggy Anne......
Baggy Anne, anybody can shag Baggy Anne,
Slime on her tits and maggots in her knickers
Baggy Anne
Down the British Flag, looking for a shag,
They were all on the rag, so I thought I'd take the bag,
Baggy Anne
Lying on the floor, covered in sores,
Worms inside, but I thought I'd take a ride on
Baggy Anne