I've had my tea but I've not had my fill,
I've had my tea but I've not had my fill,
I want a burger and another mixed grill,
I want pies, and pasties and cheese,
Black puddings covered in grease,
A scabby horse and a gingerbread man,
A dead cat and strawberry flan,
I like McDonalds and I love Pizza Land,
Double tuna, and mushrooms and ham,
I go home and my moneys all gone,
I plug it in and I switch it on.
Brevil brevil, and a big chicken breast,
Brevil brevil, and mustard and cress,
Brevil brevil, will you fill my hole?
With hot dogs and sausage rolls.