Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 8.33/10 [9 votes]Album: Alehouse Rock / Original Release Date: 1994Genre: AlternativeSong Duration: 1 min 58 sec
Knutsford girls are fat and spotty, Buxton girls have got
big bottys
Nantwich girlies' tits are flabby. Prestbury girls have
got rich daddies
Paula or Lynn, they've all got a quim,
Maggie or Madge,
They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and
pinkish bits and a pouting vadge
Wilmslow girls all like Chris Rea, Sandbach girls have
gonhorrea,
Poynton girls go out with Martins, Gawsworth girls just
can't stop farting
Tights or stockings, they all want a cock in
Barbara or Babs
They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and
pinkish bits and pouting flaps
Give me any old bag, I'll f*cking f*ck it
Give me any old bag, even if they're fat
Give me any old bag, with a cunt like a bucket
They've all got lips and tits and clits and slits and
pinkish bits and pouting twats