He went to bed dead early, for holding hands with girlies
He tried to get dead thin, he worked out in a gym
That's gay
"My other car's a porsche" he wears boxer shorts
Got an earring in his ear, he takes it up the rear
That's gay
Forever smoking hemp, he wears deoderant
Dresses like a ponce, his hair is all bouffont
That's gay
Goes to the pub at ten, likes sleeping with men, ten
sugars in his tea,
Watches Dynasty, writes to Simon Bates, bought some
roller skates etc etc