[Verse 1] I had a crush on this girl, we used to smoke indo She lived across the street I threw a rock through her window As a kid I wasn't making any sense Screaming out her name, standing naked on a fence She called the cops, I been hating ever since Sometimes I still look back and think of what we might have been That broken glass cost me seven hundred bucks I was eleven, man, seven hundred bucks man f*ck man, I seen her the other night Hanging off a brass pole high as a kite Dancing at a strip club, she got picked up I got my dick sucked, she got tit f*cked She sucked my ball sack and licked my asshole I came in her hair then she called me an asshole Then I called her a cab and gave her five bucks Said that's all that I have
[Chorus] I'm addicted to being a dickhead Tell a girl anything just to get head I'm a f*cking prick Shut the f*ck up bitch and suck my dick I'm addicted to being a dickhead Tell a girl anything just to get head I'm a f*cking prick Now shut the f*ck up bitch and suck my dick
[Verse 2] How many people get to have sex with four strippers? At the same time and it doesn't make a difference I'm a spoiled little brat, rock star lifestyle I don't want to talk, let's f*ck right now Hang around and get mistreated cause I'm conceited If you don't like it beat it I'll just take the next slut standing in line If you're not here to suck it then you're wasting my time You're here to please me and serve me I'm here to make fun of you make you feel unworthy Getting bitches takes no effort Skinny ones with no tits to big fat heifers Look a girl in the eyes and say I love her The next day I tell my friends I never heard of her Mad Child's a womanizer like no other Call me a motherf*cker cause I'll f*ck your mother
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[Verse 3] Please don't call me on the phone cause I live with my girl And I will say it's the wrong number And if you call me back I will find out where you live And then I will turn your life to shit So just remember that you're just a slut made for sucking balls I got a girlfriend she broke my heart Now every night I rip a different piece of p*ssy apart Straight sport f*cking, she's a whore f*ck it Treat em like a piece of shit till I kick the bucket I'm so persuasive and every girl is beautiful when Mad Child's wasted Rub my balls in her face and make her promise not to say shit I'll put her number in my phone then erase it I'm an asshole, face it, I just pretend when I act like a friend I'm not your homie, here's an update cupcake Just blow me and show me your best f*ck face
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