Everything is one big Christmas Tree
All got up with lights and candy
All the world is turning prettily
Everyone’s awaiting Santy.
Stop mumbling and cheer up
Put down the book, pick beer up.
Why sit in your dark and lonely room?
Must your every word be sincere?
Here’s a vial of laughing gas perfume
See the people smile when you’re near.
If they don’t like you, screw them!
Don’t leave your fortune to them.
Nein, vielleicht ist alles nicht ein Traum
Ist alles ein ... vom ... nicht?
Alles ist ein großer Tannenbaum
Welcher in den Weltraum geschickt
Everything is one big Christmas Tree
All got up with lights and candy
All the world is turning prettily
Everyone’s awaiting Santy.
Where can that Santy be?
Where can that Santy be?
Where can that Santy be?