It was a Monday night when I went out with the boys
It was free drinks for all, you could only smell the joys
I think I went a little too far I ended up on the floor
But you know I'll be back in the morn'
Well, someone drove me home
But I don't know who they were
They took me to a hospital, I said what's this bloody bar
They said my head was bleeding and I'd gone too bloody far
But you know I'll be back in the morn'
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Clear the way, clear the way
Paddy's going out again today
Clear the way, clear the way
Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A.
Well the next thing you know I was lying on the ground
I drank some more whiskey, you know I was feeling sound
I dreamt I met MacGowan and he bought me another round
And the two of us went drinkin' 'til the morning.
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Well all my cash is gone and my guts are getting sore
I can no longer spend my evenings laying on Wally's floor
And if there's a bastard out there
Who will lend us another score
Then the two of us will go out drinkin' 'til the morning
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